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  • Bloodbourne
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    Originally posted by Franz123 View Post
    Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.

    His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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  • Megabink
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    great jokes.

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  • TimJr
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    I just finished a documentary on beavers..

    Best dam movie I've ever seen!

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  • TimJr
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    My wife dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed..

    After 1 minute all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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  • Franz123
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    Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.

    His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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  • Megabink
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    Originally posted by Creator View Post
    Good John
    Glad to hear that my friend.

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  • Creator
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    Good John

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  • Megabink
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    Originally posted by Creator View Post
    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine."


    still joking around...how your doing Rob?

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  • Creator
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    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine."



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  • jmurs
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    honestly my friends call me flapjack cause i get real flappy

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  • Diana Welch
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    "During a rally in Florida yesterday Donald Trump boasted about his plans for ISIS and said he will “be their worst nightmare.” Oh, wow, so he’s also running for president of ISIS?" –Seth Meyers

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  • Diana Welch
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    I can't Minions!
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  • Diana Welch
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    "Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"

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  • Diana Welch
    started a topic Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes!

    Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes!

    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
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