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Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes!

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  • Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes!

    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
    Web Designer at Petstreetmall
    "We are your pet supplies expert"

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    "Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"

    Web Designer at Petstreetmall
    "We are your pet supplies expert"

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    • #3
      I can't Minions!
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      Web Designer at Petstreetmall
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        "During a rally in Florida yesterday Donald Trump boasted about his plans for ISIS and said he will “be their worst nightmare.” Oh, wow, so he’s also running for president of ISIS?" –Seth Meyers
        Web Designer at Petstreetmall
        "We are your pet supplies expert"

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        • #5
          honestly my friends call me flapjack cause i get real flappy

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          • #6
            Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

            Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

            Doctor: "Nine."





            Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Creator View Post
              Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

              Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

              Doctor: "Nine."


              still joking around...how your doing Rob?

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              • #8
                Good John


                Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Creator View Post
                  Good John
                  Glad to hear that my friend.

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